LAUNCHED: a step by step formula to sell out your offers

It's gone midnight. 😴
 
You're still awake, phone in hand, running the same loop: WTF do I need to do tomorrow to get people to say yes? 😩
 
The thing is: your clients fucking RAVE about you.
 
Over and over in messages you screenshot and then never actually stop to celebrate because you're straight back to worrying about filling your next group. 🫠
 
You know what you offer is solid.
 
The second you're teaching it, you're in your element.
 
No wobbles, no imposter syndrome, none of that.
 
It’s zone of genius o’clock! 💪🏽 
 
Launching though? You'd rather clean the freakin’ oven. 😖
 
You don't know what you’re supposed to make people move. 😕
 
You're not even sure your prices are right. 😑
 
Everyone else's launch looks effortless and yours feels like you've necked 3 double espressos and you're playing blindfolded darts in the kitchen. 😩
 
And you’re wondering: what do they know that you don't?
 
But you keep winging it.
 
Nothing. No formula. No plan. Just vibes and checking emails every 4 mins. 🙈
 
And when it’s not working you tell yourself it's because you hate social media. 
 
Because your audience isn't big enough and people don’t ‘get it’.
 
It's the algorithm or it's the cost of living crisis, the market's oversaturated, you're rubbish on camera, you're better in person anyway…
 
When a booking lands and your stomach unclenches for 5 minutes.
 
But it’s only a matter of time before you're wondering if you should drop the price a bit, convinced that's the fix, then panicking you've undersold yourself the second you hit publish on the sales page. 😞
 
Confession: I used to wing every launch.
 
No plan. No idea what ‘phase’ I was in.
 
I’d throw a date up, give it as long as possible to fill the thing and cross my fingers.
 
It was basically a coin toss.
 
I was consumed by it. Phone permanently in hand. Up till all hours.
 
Tweaking the copy for the 876th time.
 
I didn't know what was actually working, so I didn't dare stop doing any of it.
 
I needed a system. A day-by-day plan. A reason behind every everything, not just my usual delusional vibes LOL
 
Since then I've refined this system to run everything from £400 to £55K launches.
 
Freebies. Memberships. Retreats. Programs.
 
And taught my clients how to use it too.
 
Same process because a formula that works doesn’t give a rats arse what you're selling.
 
I've launched from a sun lounger at a 5 star resort with it, watching the sales roll in.
 
I’ve run a £55K launch while driving from Paris to Yorkshire to look after my mum after cancer surgery. ❤️‍🩹
 
The person with the launch that’s popping off while she’s living her life doesn’t have something special in her DNA that you don’t.
 
Yes, she’s got conviction that doesn't wobble the second the first day goes quiet.
 
But the thing she’s got that makes it pop?
 
A solid plan.
 
Meanwhile you've got a flyer with a list of dates and times and a prayer.
 
Picture this.
 
You're stood at the gym, or the school gates or in the sea on holiday…
 
DING! DING! DING! Stripe. Someone's just booked in.
 
You smile and put the phone back in your bag, because you already knew it was coming. You posted the right thing on the right day and they were always going to say yes.
 
You’re in the middle of launch week but you're not glued to your phone convincing strangers you're worth the money. 
 
Just sticking to the plan because you know exactly what today's job is before you've had your first cup of tea. 🫖
 
You know when to push and when to sit back because you're not guessing anymore.
 
Your DMs are full of ‘send me the link, I'm in’ instead of ‘it’s just not the right time.’
 
The classes fill. The programs fill. The membership keeps growing and so does the number in your account.
 
You’ve stopped checking your emails more than you check on your own kids.
 
Off your phone by 9pm. Sleeping properly during a launch, for the first time since you started this business.
 
This is for you if:
 
✅ You've got an offer that you’re obsessed with. You just can't seem to sell it out on repeat…yet!
 
✅ You're sick to death of winging it and want an actual plan for every single day of the launch.
 
✅ You want to be able to put your phone down mid-launch and and live your bloody life!
 
✅ You're building a program or a membership and you want a simple repeatable system for launching.
 
✅ You're not chasing a shortcut. You're willing to actually do the work.
 
This isn't for you if you'd rather keep blaming everything and everyone except yourself, than learn what’s required and see it through.
 
I'm not here to hype you up and hope for the best. Launched is not that.
 
I'm here to hand you the mechanics.
 
I've run launches at every scale, for every kind of offer.
 
I know what a launch needs on day 1 versus what it needs on day 11, because the phases aren't the same and treating them like they are is exactly why yours keeps falling flat.
 
Across multiple modules you are going to learn:
 
How to set your launch up for success before you post a single thing.
 
My exact day-by-day formula for each phase of the launch, so you always know exactly what to do and when
 
How to take someone from finding you to booking in without needing to convince, chase or beg
 
How to run a launch that doesn't need you glued to your phone
 
How to build a repeatable system you can run again and again.
 
Launched keeps it stupidly simple.
 
You don't need to overhaul your offers, learn new software or become someone else online.
 
You just need this formula.
 
FAQs
 
What if my offer's different to yours?
 
The formula doesn't care what you're selling. Same phases, same psychology, same plan.
 
How is the course delivered? 
 
The modules are run live and recorded if you can’t make it. They’re sent to you straight after the live training and you have lifetime access. 
 
INVESTMENT: Full price £333
 
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If £111 feels like a lot right now, that's a bigger problem than a launch plan can fix. 😏
 
The money you make in your business comes down to your ability to know how to launch + sell your offers.
 
You already know how this year ends if you keep doing it the way you've been doing it.
 
Same hit and miss. Same wondering what everyone else knows that you don't.
 
Or you get the formula, run your next launch with it and find out what you can do when you know exactly what you're doing!
 
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