Love or Leave Me: AKA How to Write So Clients Fall in Love or Fu*k Off Fast!

Ey up love, real talk?
 
You're brilliant at what you do.

Your work changes actual lives!

You know that when the right person finds you? Magic happens. 🌟
 
But here’s the part that makes you wanna scream into a pillow:
 
You're putting yourself out there...
between snack negotiations, sibling scraps and the school WhatsApp thread from hell

You're showing up...
even though the only quiet moment you’ve had all day was locking yourself in the shitter

You're posting...
despite the fact your brain’s 50% Weetabix + your tweenager just rolled their eyes so hard it echoed

And STILL it's like your content’s shadow banned and the only people seeing it are doing the exact same thing as you… MEH!
 
Meanwhile, you're watching other people (who TBH are not half as spectacular as you) rack up the likes, book out their 1:1s and sell out their stuff with a single post.

WTAF?!
 
C'mere...
 
It's not the price.
It's not your lack of experience.
It’s not that you need a new website, 1453 testimonials and a new ring light.
 
It’s your messaging, babe.

Your words are doing a decent job…

When they could be doing a devastatingly effective one.
 
Your copy is giving
 
'aww bless...have you seen that nice lass who lives across the road has her own business'…
 
When it should be giving
 
'Oh my christ, she’s got a waitlist Karen! People queuing round the internet and she still does the school run in her crocs!!’
 
That’s where 'Love or Leave Me!' comes in. 💋
 
A 4-module copy and messaging program to help you find your voice, master high-converting copy frameworks and write content that makes dream clients fall in love or f*ck off fast. LOOOOL!
 
Wanna know my dirty little secret? 👀
 
I’m a high school dropout who failed GCSE English in spectacular fashion.
 
I was legit the kind of girl who could memorise every Mariah Carey 'ooooohhh babyyy'  but couldn’t string a persuasive essay together to save her basic Yorkshire bitch life. 🤣 'I before E except after...' KILL ME NOW!
 
So if you think great messaging is about having the right background or perfect grammar, you can file that under 'B1N' right now!
 
Because what I do have is a multiple six-figure business I built from scratch…by learning how to write words that made people say ‘holy moly I need thisssss!’
 
I’ve gone from hopeful posts and crossed fingers…

To sold-out programs and six figures in six months (IKR!) and here's what I’ve learned:
 
You can have the most incredible offer in the world!

But if your words don’t land, don’t resonate and don’t make people feeeeeeel?
 
It’s tumble weed with a side of crickets.
 
You can be the best at what you do!

But if your copy is vague, vanilla or trying too hard to please everyone...
 
You’ll get overlooked like an empty birth pool at a precipitous labour.
 
You can want it sooooo badly!

But if your copy is giving ‘drive thru chicken nuggets' instead of ‘Michelin star tasting menu'?

Don’t be surprised when no one’s drooling or paying premium prices.
 
That’s why I created Love or Leave Me.
 
Not to teach you how to sound like me 😏

But to help you unlock the magnetic, memorable, money-making voice that’s already yours!
 
Because when your message matches your energy?

You become unforgettable.
 
And that’s when everything changes!
 
Love or Leave Me is a 4-module program designed to help you:

🖤 Find your voice
🖤 Master the art of magnetic copy
🖤 Write like the expert you already are
 
What You Get
 
Module1: The Blueprint. You have NEVER gotten this clear before GUARENTEED. This is how you become UN-SCROLLPASTABLE.
 
Module 2: The Strategy. My 'Compelling Copy Formula' + Your Zone of Genius = DING DING DING Stripe Calling!
 
Module 3: The Juuj! The Secret Finesse that grabs people by the EYEBALLS!
 
Bonus: Slay Your Sales Page! The Essential Ingredients in a High Converting Sales Page.

TLDR? Proven frameworks, downloadable 'plug and play' formulas, IRL examples and support to help you go from:
 
“I hope this works…” to “I LOVE what you just shared - how can I work with you?”
 
What Changes When Your Words Work Harder Than You Do
 
You stop second-guessing every bloody sentence and start writing shit that actually sells.
 
Your content sounds like YOU! Not some watered-down 'nan's telephone voice' version of every man and his dog.
 
Your dream clients show up ready to buy, not just double-tap bc you’re UN-IGNOREABLE.
 
You write faster and you actually enjoy showing up online again (imagine that 🙃).
 
And best believe the ripple effect is real: more impact for the people you’re here to serve, more income and freedom for you.
 
FAQS
 
When are the modules?
 
This is an instant access course. The full 5 hours of training with bonus materials, plug and play cheatsheets and resources are sent to your inbox as soon as you regsiter! 
 
PLUS Lifetime access babyyyyy!!
 
Will you run it again?
 
Nope.  It will be exclusively inside my membership 'The 6%'
 
Will I end up sounding like you?

Nope again (not everyone’s a loud mouth northerner thank gaaawd!) it’s about writing like you with a little pizzaz and the volume turned all the way up.
 
Is it just for doulas/midwives?

Nah. If you’ve got something transformational to offer and you’re ready to sell it better, you’ll love it.
 
What if I suck at writing?

Even better. I’ll give you frameworks that make it simple.
 
Refunds policy?

None. If you’re in, be in. I back what I deliver 100%.
 
You’ve got the magic.

You’ve got the offer.

Now let’s make sure people get their mitts on it, like yesterday.
 
Your Investment:
£444.
 
🦄 NB: THIS PROGRAM IS INCLUDED IN THE 6%! 🦄